{"product_id":"tiki-burgers-gods","title":"The Burger-Born Tribe: A Relic of the Ocean Avenue Boardwalk","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eDeep within a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003etangle\u003c\/b\u003e of discarded napkin dispensers and old taffy wrappers, explorers uncovered a triple-faced totem unlike any other—a chaotic, stacked idol that radiates a sense of absolute sibling mayhem. This isn't just a carving; it’s a monument to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"258\"\u003eChildren of the Beef\u003c\/b\u003e, a legendary trio of spirits known for their affinity for spontaneous musicals, obsession with \"butt-art,\" and a terrifyingly sharp sense of pink-eared leadership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis piece bridges the gap between primitive kitchen rituals and the modern coastal myth. With its iconic bunny ears and a middle section that seems to be looking for a boy band to join, it serves as a guardian of the deep fryer. It is the perfect centerpiece for a high-end burger joint, a private gallery, or a modern office for anyone who knows that if you love something, you should set it free—unless it’s a burger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: hidden;\" class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"float: left; width: 50%;\" class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBurgers Tiki \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarved from premium pine wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrings the quirky charm to your space\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvokes the humor and warmth of ancient tiki relics\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInjects a sense of whimsy and laughter into any decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreates a playful centerpiece for your home or office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuaranteed to bring smiles and joy to your surroundings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"float: left; width: 50%;\" class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTiki Totem\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted with meticulous attention to detail\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstructed from durable pine wood for lasting quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eServes as a charming centerpiece in any room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInfuses your decor with the warmth and humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds a touch of  tiki flair to your home or office ambiance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"GreatScottDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Belcher Kids","offer_id":46001335500950,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Belcher Parents","offer_id":46001335533718,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Complete Set","offer_id":46001335566486,"sku":null,"price":260.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0366\/3511\/5652\/files\/bobs-burgers-02.jpg?v=1708350510","url":"https:\/\/greatscottdesigns.com\/products\/tiki-burgers-gods","provider":"GreatScottDesigns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}