{"product_id":"tiki-relics-found-in-park","title":"Tiki Relics of Colorado Kids","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eDeep within the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003efrozen peaks\u003c\/b\u003e of a perpetually snowy valley, explorers uncovered a four-faced totem that radiates a sense of absolute social chaos and elementary-school defiance. This isn't just a carving; it’s a monument to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"228\"\u003eFour Annoying Disciples\u003c\/b\u003e, a legendary group of foul-mouthed children that the ancients—for some inexplicable reason—idolized and carved into gods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis piece bridges the gap between primitive mountain rituals and modern satirical myth. Whether it’s the one in the green hat, the one in the orange parka who refuses to stay \"expired,\" or the \"big-boned\" sovereign of the group, these carvings serve as guardians of the bus stop. It is the perfect centerpiece for a private gallery or a modern office for anyone who knows that \"respect my authorit-ah\" is a way of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\" style=\"overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\" style=\"float: left; width: 50%;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTiki Totem\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarved from premium pine wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoughly 7 inches wide by 32 inches tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\" style=\"float: left; width: 50%;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePark Tiki Totem\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted with attention to detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"GreatScottDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43939429417110,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0366\/3511\/5652\/files\/temp-image-for-site.jpg?v=1722518706","url":"https:\/\/greatscottdesigns.com\/products\/tiki-relics-found-in-park","provider":"GreatScottDesigns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}