Deep within the radioactive craters of a nearby world, explorers uncovered a totem unlike any other—a brain-heavy alien tiki idol with a wide-eyed stare that radiates a sense of absolute planetary conquest. This isn't just a carving; it’s a monument to the Ack-Ack Sovereign, a legendary visitor known for high-frequency communication, silver space-suits, and a total disregard for Earth’s international treaties.