Deep in a distant wasteland, explorers found a strange, dual-faced totem. On one side is a grinning skeleton who clearly hates his rival’s haircut and really wants to move into that giant skull-shaped castle. He spent the '80s trying to conquer the world but mostly just became a legendary toy-box icon.
Opposite him is the "Deity of Power"—a hero who identifies as He/Him/His (specifically, A He-Man) and defends the realm with a tan and a very sensible bob.
This carving blends ancient ritual with 1980s Saturday morning myth. It’s the perfect centerpiece for any office or gallery belonging to a fan who knows this rivalry never goes out of style.